🦫 Internal Tools

• Kurwa Writer
  Takes AI’s dead fish language, slaps it around, and molds it into copy that actually breathes. It'll fool your mom, her fuckbuddy, your boss (your fuckbuddy), and probably even the CIA. Cums in AI detectors' throats. Banned in 3 countries.
• Kurwa Patrol
  Watches your network, crushes bots, and punishes bad IPs like a fucking furious Polish grandmother with a slipper. Respect earned, not given. Tougher than your firewall, faster than your sysadmin can finish jerking off, angrier than your ex.